Eat your heart out rich and famous

That's right, it's time for the millionaires to be super jealous.  I have a house with a total dream pool.

Complete with a brick for a little added support, two sand chairs for relaxation, two Rubbermaid chairs as end tables and a fish net to keep it clean.  Surrounded by dead grass and a under a tree for that tropical beachy feel.  Yes my friends, this is high class redneck living at it's finest.  I have eaten dinner in my pool and Fabio thinks it's one gigantic water bowl.  If you listen you can hear smooth jazz coming from inside the house and there are cold drinks in the fridge.  So kick back and enjoy as life cannot get any better than this!

Disclaimer:  Pool boy has yet to be acquired, so you have to get your own refreshments